Molly is being a silly dog

Molly's pouting because I didn't share any of my dinner with her. She's all pretending to be sad (or maybe she is actually sad). NO ONIONS, YOU'RE A DOGGY! I'm trying to keep your red blood cells from exploding. I even gave you seconds on your dog food. So stop being a silly dog.

Also, every bit of good training says I ignore her barking and pouting or otherwise she'll keep doing it. Silly dog, you're being trained.

I'm almost 100% sure she's gonna get revenge by waking me up tomorrow morning at 6am.